The Federal Republic of Trelatche is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Anderson with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.711 billion Trelatcheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mediete. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Trelatchean economy, worth a remarkable 3,221 trillion Simoleons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,604 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is rumoured that President Robert Anderson uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trelatche's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trelatche is ranked 262,959^th in the world and 3,403^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 44.89 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.