by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Nudest in the World

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
2.The PS2 Puppet of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Jingoistic States of Hen TaoAnarchy“I watch it for the plot!”
4.The Cruel Intentions of Dangerous LiaisonsAnarchy“I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.”
5.The Theocracy of Our Lady Holy Virgin Merry Trump ToupeeAnarchy“Nobody Loves Me Toupée...”
6.The Endless Barren Wasteland of PoopsadonAnarchy“A land of virtue, freedom, and brutally enforced nudity”
7.The Free Land of FampakaniaAnarchy“Vana peniner feler, veley laktu nokar”
8.The Big Nudity Energy of QuazzleTheQazCapitalizt“speeeen”
9.The Island of Republica de SashaLeft-wing Utopia“It's always sunny in hell”
10.The 🐼 Machine 🌲 Emissary of PookyvaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Ex Arboribus, Vita.”
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