by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Nudest in the World

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Jingoistic States of Hen TaoAnarchy“I watch it for the plot!”
3.The Cruel Intentions of Dangerous LiaisonsAnarchy“I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.”
4.The Endless Barren Wasteland of PoopsadonAnarchy“A land of virtue, freedom, and brutally enforced nudity”
5.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
6.The Theocracy of Our Lady Holy Virgin Merry Trump ToupeeAnarchy“Nobody Loves Me Toupée...”
7.The Free Land of FampakaniaAnarchy“Vana peniner feler, veley laktu nokar”
8.The Big Nudity Energy of QuazzleTheQazCapitalizt“626+ subscribers on iFunny!”
9.The Island of Republica de SashaLeft-wing Utopia“Everything is damn fine”
10.The Infinite♾Existence of God MindCivil Rights Lovefest“Embrace eternity”
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