The Gruesome Malevolent Monster of The Age of Utopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zombified Elected Malevolent Law Watcher with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 4.789 billion utopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise Utopia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient utopian economy, worth 841 trillion Crested Isle Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,736 Crested Isle Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Utopia's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Age of Utopia is ranked 4,317^th in the world and 1^st in SolarFlare for Rudest Citizens, with 159.21 insults per minute.