Population | 10.007 billion |
Capital | Akropali |
Currency | Utopian Dollar |
Animal | Cow |
The Soon to be 5 years on NS of The Age of Utopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its feral children, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.007 billion Utopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akropali. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion Utopian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,833 Utopian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, dream holidays often go awry, and solid-gold toilets are Utopian prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Utopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Age of Utopia is ranked 6,980th in the world and 166th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Age of Utopia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Age of Utopia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Age of Utopia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Age of Utopia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Age of Utopia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Age of Utopia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Age of Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in The Age of Utopia, solid-gold toilets are Utopian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
- : Following new legislation in The Age of Utopia, dream holidays often go awry.
- : The Age of Utopia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.