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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,097thRudest Citizens: 5,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,913th
The Unified Golden States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Everything ends, but we will still last.
WA Delegate / Someone
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Age of Utopia

Population2.608 billion

CapitalParadise Utopia
LeaderThe Elected Benevolent Law Watcher

AnimalNorthern Utopian Penguin

The Unified Golden States of The Age of Utopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Elected Benevolent Law Watcher with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 2.608 billion Age of Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise Utopia. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Age of Utopian economy, worth 369 trillion Utopians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,544 Utopians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and Age of Utopian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about The Elected Benevolent Law Watcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Utopia's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Age of Utopia is ranked 130,492nd in the world and 7th in Amalgamated Federation for Largest Black Market, with 131 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,097thRudest Citizens: 5,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,096thMost Developed: 8,308thSafest: 8,397thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,566thMost Inclusive: 9,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,497thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,847thLargest Governments: 9,883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,225thSmartest Citizens: 10,591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,733rdTop
Best Weather: 11,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,890thLowest Crime Rates: 12,149thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,530thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,129thHighest Average Incomes: 15,820thMost Secular: 18,474thHealthiest Citizens: 19,061stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,378thMost Efficient Economies: 21,282ndMost Cultured: 21,537th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

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