The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.976 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 20,866 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 549,453 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A The East Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Elejamie #1 for number twos, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Elejamie's border. Crime is totally unknown. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 332,035^th in the world and 4,217^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.