The Content Peoples of Umeria is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Helen D'Annain with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.869 billion Umerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Umerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,191 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,030 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown. Umeria's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Umeria is ranked 452^nd in the world and 9^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 20,410.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.