The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.296 billion New Rogernomicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth an astonishing 11,431 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 365,277 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... New Rogernomian satellites can detect it, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 196,054^th in the world and 6,808^th in Lazarus for Most Conservative, scoring 27.43 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.