The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.27 billion New Rogernomicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrograd. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth an astonishing 10,741 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 366,985 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, there's never enough space in space, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 119,866^th in the world and 4,210^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 711 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.