The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.119 billion New Rogernomicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astroberg. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth a remarkable 9,337 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 357,509 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and billion-Draemark sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 8,825^th in the world and 374^th in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 422,818.09 Standard Monetary Units.