The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.646 billion New Rogernomicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astroberg. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth a remarkable 9,614 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 360,825 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, escalators are avoided at all costs, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 348^th in the world and 7^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 280.74 Quips Per Hour.