The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.646 billion New Rogernomicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth an astonishing 11,186 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 365,016 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 95,380^th in the world and 4,400^th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 549 billion Standard Monetary Units.