The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.269 billion New Rogernomicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astroberg. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth a remarkable 9,437 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 359,274 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and New Rogernomics has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 149,303^rd in the world and 5,310^th in Lazarus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.45 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.