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Largest Retail Industry: 673rdRudest Citizens: 1,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,803rd
The Holy Empire of
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Freedom from force by force
Lord Stabler
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Totern

Population12.142 billion

CapitalJandi
LeaderLord Stabler
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyTot
AnimalHippopotamus

The Holy Empire of Totern is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Stabler with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.142 billion Toternians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jandi. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toternian economy, worth a remarkable 2,830 trillion Tots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 233,089 Tots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is totally unknown. Totern's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Totern is ranked 4,940th in the world and 5th in Catholic for Fattest Citizens, with 23.25 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 673rdRudest Citizens: 1,126thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,803rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,939thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,981stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,963rdMost Influential: 4,175thMost Cultured: 4,493rdLargest Black Market: 4,628thMost Efficient Economies: 4,635thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,916thHighest Average Incomes: 4,921stFattest Citizens: 4,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,136thMost Devout: 6,260thHighest Economic Output: 6,331stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,829thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,866thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,119thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,510thSmartest Citizens: 11,722ndLargest Governments: 12,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,913thMost Stationary: 13,513thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,878thLargest Mining Sector: 14,363rdMost Developed: 14,468thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,976thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,151stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,406thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,521stHighest Food Quality: 15,980thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,325thMost Armed: 22,027thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,520thLargest Populations: 27,548th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Totern, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • : Totern voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Totern voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Totern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Totern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Nesque, Epeolatry, Thomas More, Bagiston, and Auralia.

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