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Largest Retail Industry: 1,399th Rudest Citizens: 1,833rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,516th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom from force by force
Lord Stabler
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Totern

Population5.443 billion

CapitalJandi
LeaderLord Stabler
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyTot
AnimalHippopotamus

The Holy Empire of Totern is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Stabler with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.443 billion Toternians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jandi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Toternian economy, worth 924 trillion Tots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,780 Tots, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Toternian justice, there's never enough space in space, Catholicism has been named as Totern's national religion, and garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Totern's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Totern is ranked 41,988th in the world and 14th in Catholic for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,399thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,833rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,516thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,805thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,237thFattest Citizens: 3,766thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,200thMost Influential: 6,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,813thMost Efficient Economies: 7,156thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,670thMost Cultured: 7,977thHighest Average Incomes: 8,981stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,005thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,387thLargest Mining Sector: 9,988thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,863rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,199thMost Devout: 11,570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,624thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,178th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Totern, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Totern changed its national faith to "Catholicism".
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, Catholicism has been named as Totern's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Toternian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Totern, a third of Toternians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Totern was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Totern voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibit Private Prisons".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Christian Democrats, Fredgast, Azulue, New Holy Vatican, Nesque, St Michael and St George, and Brandon.

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