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The Celestial Lands

Population19.865 billion

CapitalUniversal City
LeaderNikko Mayzuka


The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nikko Mayzuka with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.865 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Celestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 59,371 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 12,987th in the world and 775th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.84 Years.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,923rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,987thMost Cultured: 13,297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,557thHighest Economic Output: 14,056thHealthiest Citizens: 15,390thSmartest Citizens: 16,539thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,420th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionLargest Populations: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 338th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 452nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 543rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 619th in the regionMost Stationary: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 720th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 748th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 754th in the region

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