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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,240thBest Weather: 2,572nd
The Government of
Left-Leaning College State
Semper Liberum
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Celestial Lands

Population24.23 billion

CapitalUniversal City
LeaderNikko Mayzuka


The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nikko Mayzuka with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.23 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Celestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 64,427 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Digitalism.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 14,305th in the world and 776th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.31 bananas ingested per day.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,240thBest Weather: 2,572ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,491stMost Influential: 3,794thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,741stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,761stLargest Populations: 5,834thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,443rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,687thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,626thHighest Economic Output: 12,797thTop
Most Cultured: 13,459thHealthiest Citizens: 14,305thHighest Food Quality: 14,652ndSmartest Citizens: 15,834thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,093rdMost Stationary: 19,710thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,926thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,166thLargest Governments: 22,933rdNicest Citizens: 22,970thLowest Crime Rates: 23,520th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionLargest Populations: 153rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 277th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 301st in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 461st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 477th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 526th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 611th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 628th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 697th in the region

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