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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,036thBest Weather: 2,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,121st
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The Celestial Lands

Population20.796 billion

CapitalUniversal City
LeaderNikko Mayzuka


The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikko Mayzuka with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.796 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Celestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 61,521 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 226,898th in the world and 6,957th in Lazarus for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -21.49 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 2,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,339thMost Influential: 3,441stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,124thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,199thLargest Populations: 6,277thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,802ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,313thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,937thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,608thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,401stMost Cultured: 13,471stHighest Economic Output: 13,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,659thHealthiest Citizens: 15,140thSmartest Citizens: 16,632ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,546thNicest Citizens: 21,076thLowest Crime Rates: 22,497th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionLargest Populations: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 295th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 339th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 395th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 504th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 518th in the regionMost Stationary: 519th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 587th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 634th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 668th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 690th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 713th in the region

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