Best Weather: 3,555th Most Beautiful Environments: 4,458th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,683rd
The Government of
Left-Leaning College State
Semper Liberum
Nikko Masuka
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikko Masuka with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.638 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.

The strong Celestian economy, worth 719 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,923 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 7,279th in the world and 1st in Celestial Lands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 87.29 Years.

Best Weather: 3,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,683rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,386thTop
Largest Populations: 8,396thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,969thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,895thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,173rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,935thHighest Economic Output: 15,518th

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