WA Delegate: The Chief Executive Officer of Imkiville (elected )
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Today's World Census Report
The Nudest in Lazarus
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 5,781st in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The United Kingdom of The Dawn Treader||Anarchy||“Where sky and water meet, Where the waves grow sweet”|
|2.||The Adorkable Wizards of Pazuru||Civil Rights Lovefest||“謎”|
|3.||The Res Publica of Dianah||Left-Leaning College State||“Res Publica”|
|4.||The Porn Stars of The Adult Film Industry||Capitalizt||“Come back later”|
|5.||The Dominion of Interal||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Choose wise”|
|6.||The United Peoples' Community of The Radical Progressives||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Freedom is forever. Progress is unstoppable.”|
|7.||The Essence of Grain of Sand||New York Times Democracy||“. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .”|
|8.||The Ferrymen of Styx and Stones||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything”|
|9.||The Twelve Moon First Fortress of Kota Pencapaian||Corporate Bordello||“Today is All We Have”|
|10.||The Rogue Nation of Sychkolia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Death To All Who Oppose Us”|
Regional Poll • Should Imki vote FOR or AGAINST the Proposal At-Vote?
Poll called by The Matriarchy of TempestShadow
Voting opened 1 day 17 hours ago and will close . Open to all native nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
- : The Matriarchy of Soins Maternels was refounded.
- : The Principality of Numquam Gravior was refounded.
- : The Commonwealth of The French Constitutional Republic departed this region for None.
- : The Commonwealth of The French Constitutional Republic was refounded.
- : The Theocracy of PeaceImperium departed this region for ForeverParadise.
- : The Constitutional Monarchy of Reinos Unidos de Kurdonia departed this region for Warzone Asia.
- : The Constitutional Monarchy of Reinos Unidos de Kurdonia arrived from 2nd Warsaw Pact.
- : The Kingdom of Honolulu Hawaii was refounded.
- : The Free Land of Acraelnoir was refounded.
- : The Colony of Jurassi was refounded.
Lazarus Regional Message Board
This morning in Treadwellia, the day began very early for His Obesity, who has begun His yearly stint as the Santa Claus at Piggy Cliff Mall. Of course, Tubbius already knows what every lovable little butterball in the kingdom wants, and He already has the Elves working to meet the demands, but the position allows His Chubbiness the chance to have fun with the children, posing for photographs and answering their questions. It also gives Him free snacks, meals, and drinks just about whenever He wants, provided by mall management.
His Rotundity is especially jolly today. After a brief dip back below the top 100 fattest nations, Treadwellia is again number 100. He orders a sign set up near His Santa seat advertising the delights of the mall food court!
From the Piggy Cliff Mall in Treadwellia: His Rotundity has just dealt successfully with His first red-faced, screaming infant of the day. A gentle kiss to the baby's cheek apparently proved enough to bring the little squealer to his senses. The boy's mother speculates that it is because the child's grandfather resembles His Immensity, being a lifelong Tubbian with a snowy beard. Of course, said grandpa is nowhere near His Heftiness' girth, but the resemblance was seemingly enough to set the boy to rights.
Is the suit magical? His Immensity hit nine Tubbs recently, but hasn't it been a year since he had to suit up for "work"?
It is very magical, able to stuff as much Tubbius into it as it must, all while growing to fit His Fatness. It also stays perfectly clean at all times. Mr. Claus must stay comfy as He works!
Hey Lazarus! Don't forget to endorse my nation in the World Assembly!