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Regional Power: Very High

Lazarus contains 10,146 nations, the 3rd most in the world.

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NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Coy Narcissism of Dot the CuteCorporate Police State“I'm Sooooooo Cute”
2.The Armed Confederacy of Conglomerated TribesCorporate Police State“Light the world with burning books”
3.The Most Strange Republic of Emily KaneAnarchy“Kids on School Buses are Singing My Name”
4.The Republic of UR18Capitalizt“UR beautiful and UR mine.”
5.The I won't Endorse Stujenske of Not MeAnarchy“Down with the NLO!”
6.The Protectorate of Marilyn Monroe MishapsAnarchy“You know what I am talking about”
7.The Worker's Republic of KyashiCorporate Police State“Peace Begets Harmony”
8.The Republic of AeropagAnarchy“Aeropag”
9.The Democratic Imperium of NeplesliaRight-wing Utopia“Strength in Unity”
10.The Minarchist Kingdom of Vandun BanaCompulsory Consumerist State“Mmm Banan”
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Calption wrote:I control Mexico as a nationalist party that aims to unify Latin America (South America, the Carribean, Mexico, Central America, Southern California, Arizona, New Mexico, Eastern Texas, and Southern Florida). Can we team up to free Cuba?

Yea why not. All I really want is a gran Colombia confederation or something like it. So this falls under something like it.

Aligned City-States of South America wrote:Yea why not. All I really want is a gran Colombia confederation or something like it. So this falls under something like it.

So how about an RP post that unifies Venezuela, Colombia, and Mexico?

I haven't been here in a while

From Mickey Deez the message follows:


we encourage everyone to rise above the weak and join us in harmony

Good night

I, as the Ruling Monarch of the Holy Utopian Empire, appeal to all residents of this region! On behalf of myself, on behalf of the entire Imperial Family and on behalf of the entire Empire, I would like to apologize for all the negative actions of our former Minister of Defense! Of course, part of the blame lies with me, because I was not there at that moment to take appropriate measures. Despite the whole situation, I understand you and we respect your decision. But I would still like you not to consider us a fascist region. We strongly oppose fascism! It is possible that all this was specially arranged to denigrate the Holy Utopian Empire in the eyes of our allied regions. I assure you that all those responsible will receive fair punishment! I really hope that you will accept our apology, perhaps reconsider your decision, and our regions will be able to maintain friendly relations in all areas of activity! Moreover, we are ready to change for the better and will accept any help in cleansing the Holy Utopian Empire from fascists! Whatever your answer, I hope only for the best! Thanks everyone!

Yours sincerely, Ruling Monarch of the
Holy Utopian Empire
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It is COLD today in Treadwellia. Much shivering and mmphing.

Treadwellia wrote:It is COLD today in Treadwellia. Much shivering and mmphing.

Maw. We live in the mountains and naked. Hypothermia has gone up.

Behold! Part 3!
Ladies and Gentlemen! IT IS HERE!

Of Course, Starting off with the CARRIER!

The B-52H with a weapons payload of more than 32,000 kg is capable of carrying the most diverse range of weapons of any combat aircraft. The nuclear weapons capacity includes 12 AGM-129 advanced cruise missiles (ACMS), 20 AGM-86A air-launched cruise missiles (ALCM), and eight bombs.

Now, for the apple!


Through some "basic math" equations, and knowing that when harvested, apples are usually roundish, 5–10 cm (2–4 inches), and weigh 0.16 kg on average. We are able to calculate that, with the added weight of the Duct Tape, Glue, And Wiring as the adhesives, we can come to a total of right around 4,440,924.524 . Give or take 200,000 apples for storage diameters For reference, in the seeds of an apple, resides a trace amount of cyanide... This many apples have enough cyanide to kill thousands of people. Perfect for when Federal Agents ask you what the heck you are doing!


Also, we can add an ADDITIONAL, 30,000 - 40,000 or so, given wingspan, with the availability of space from Glue, Tape, And Wires that are around the rest of the plane, holding other apples.


Fruit For Thought 1 (Book, Not Website)

Calculator Google,(ALCM)%20and%20eight%20bombs.

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Calption wrote:So how about an RP post that unifies Venezuela, Colombia, and Mexico?

Yea why not. Imma just make a timeline of Venezuelan events so I can have some place to start off.
( The Martian Democracy tell me if any changes needed )
- 1933-1944 | Venezuela becomes a major oil exporter worldwide at a point becoming the world’s largest exporter.
- 1944-1962 | Venezuela enters a stable growth as it maintains its top position in world oil exports and it grows rich. It becomes one of the worlds most developed nations and is the envy of South America.
- 1962-1963 | Passing of the national safety laws as the dictatorship never collapses giving people rights and freedoms yet keeping the dictatorship in power
- 1963-1969 | a rapid economic decline marked by technological advances in clean energy and nuclear power and the great nations starting to become more self reliant makes the dictatorship unstable.
- 1969-1975 | the FARC moves in from Colombia and caused a chain of guerillas and cartels to move into the nation as violence rises severely. Eventually pro government guerillas rise to fight back and manage to do well. (1972) Government imprisonment of pro Gov guerrillas leads to unification of them and FARC as they rally the guerillas to fight against the government (with CIA backing). Eventually the fighting ends and a new democratic government is established.
- 1975-1980 | new pro US government roses as a federal republic. New president marks the “Bolivar doctrine”. It announced the goal to unite gran Colombia and eventually Latin America into its own organization which would still be allied to the U.S., it comes with mass reconstruction and the construction of oil rigs to replace many of those lost during the conflict. Venezuela stands.

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