The Global Sovereign Confederacy of Aleckandor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Exceptor 'Röphtór Wêhndíg' with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.645 billion Aleckandoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bändómmönítá. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aleckandorean economy, worth a remarkable 3,557 trillion Vêsûlíwntähgs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,103 Vêsûlíwntähgs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleckandor's national animal is the 'Rhäkschíy' Giant Winged Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aleckandor is ranked 9,503^rd in the world and 500^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 94.85 quips per hour.