The Republic of Kuvo is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 2.956 billion Kuvoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batavia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kuvoan economy, worth 473 trillion guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 160,017 guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek", libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Kuvo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuvo's national animal is the hawk-eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kuvo is ranked 106,170^th in the world and 92^nd in The Western Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 968.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.