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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 255thMost Advanced Public Education: 643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 683rd
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Guiness Freaks

Population21.603 billion

CapitalJameson Whiskey
LeaderBeer Leader
FaithAtheism yeah buddy

Animalbeer owl

The Children's Crusade of Guiness Freaks is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Beer Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.603 billion Guiness Freaksians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jameson Whiskey. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Guiness Freaksian economy, worth a remarkable 3,534 trillion pints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 163,626 pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown. Guiness Freaks's national animal is the beer owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism yeah buddy.

Guiness Freaks is ranked 287,133rd in the world and 11,075th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -23.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 255thMost Advanced Public Education: 643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 683rdLargest Welfare Programs: 883rdBest Weather: 1,103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,333rdMost Secular: 1,387thMost Inclusive: 1,506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,810thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,949thMost Pacifist: 1,958thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,984thHighest Food Quality: 1,998thMost Developed: 2,099thLargest Governments: 2,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,790thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,044thHealthiest Citizens: 3,616thMost Influential: 3,795thMost Cultured: 4,298thNicest Citizens: 4,936thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,069thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,266thHighest Economic Output: 5,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,108thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,354thRudest Citizens: 7,415thLowest Crime Rates: 8,789thLargest Populations: 12,205thMost Stationary: 12,215thMost Efficient Economies: 12,474thTop
Nudest: 14,405thHighest Average Incomes: 15,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,788thSafest: 20,797thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,139thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,890thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,728th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 81st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 136th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Cultured: 177th in the regionMost Stationary: 194th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 198th in the regionNicest Citizens: 226th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 257th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 313th in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 361st in the regionRudest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 449th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 528th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 531st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 724th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 726th in the regionNudest: 765th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,063rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,096th in the region

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