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Guiness Freaks

Population18.667 billion

CapitalJameson Whiskey
LeaderBeer Leader
FaithAtheism yeah buddy

Animalbeer owl

The Children's Crusade of Guiness Freaks is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Beer Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.667 billion Guiness Freaksians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jameson Whiskey. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Guiness Freaksian economy, worth a remarkable 3,019 trillion pints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,770 pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is totally unknown. Guiness Freaks's national animal is the beer owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism yeah buddy.

Guiness Freaks is ranked 17,534th in the world and 1,050th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 282.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 261stMost Beautiful Environments: 574thMost Advanced Public Education: 631stLargest Welfare Programs: 722ndBest Weather: 947thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,216thMost Inclusive: 1,294thMost Secular: 1,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,704thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,739thHighest Food Quality: 1,744thMost Pacifist: 1,867thMost Developed: 1,895thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,936thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,321stLargest Governments: 2,566thSmartest Citizens: 2,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,597thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,861stMost Influential: 2,866thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,162ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,577thMost Cultured: 3,787thNicest Citizens: 4,660thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,554thHighest Economic Output: 5,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,665thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,015thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,109thLowest Crime Rates: 8,093rdRudest Citizens: 10,627thMost Efficient Economies: 11,004thNudest: 11,401stHighest Average Incomes: 12,631stLargest Populations: 12,894thTop
Most Stationary: 14,609thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,002ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,534thHighest Drug Use: 21,143rdSafest: 23,943rdMost Income Equality: 25,417th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 80th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 110th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 119th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Stationary: 238th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 247th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 297th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 305th in the regionLargest Populations: 351st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 417th in the regionNudest: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 435th in the regionRudest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 502nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 652nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 677th in the regionMost Income Equality: 721st in the region

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