The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.187 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 324,286 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 97,132^nd in the world and 3,974^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 49.44 on the Rand Index.