by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 561stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 786th
The Unitary State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population9.033 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.033 billion Zimmerdens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,715 trillion Rauns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 300,596 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 12,311th in the world and 272nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,513.86019779552 Days.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 561stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 786thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 979thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,003rdMost Secular: 1,023rdMost Influential: 1,182ndRudest Citizens: 1,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,623rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,078thHighest Average Incomes: 2,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,130thMost Armed: 2,172ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,283rdSmartest Citizens: 2,289thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,424thMost Efficient Economies: 2,996thFattest Citizens: 3,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,575thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,669thLargest Black Market: 3,814thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,057thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,242ndMost Cultured: 4,880thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,274thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,687thHighest Economic Output: 5,724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,120thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,892ndLargest Governments: 9,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,099thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,188thMost Stationary: 12,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,991stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,370th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionRudest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionFattest Citizens: 116th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 141st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157th in the regionLargest Black Market: 170th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 182nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 212th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 248th in the regionMost Cultured: 252nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionMost Stationary: 272nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 366th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 388th in the regionMost Influential: 453rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 458th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 496th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 530th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 600th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 628th in the regionLargest Populations: 720th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The United States of Joseph Joestar 2nd part.
  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Federal Commonwealth of Technocratic-european Countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, rumour has it Glorious Sun Leader needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 228 » Hamerica, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, PotatoFarmers, DIMAnism, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Dreadton, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Sikol, Guer Aike, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Empy, The Sinclarian Provinces, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Siwale, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Omnistria, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, Fluffy Noodles, Brucklania, Xagill, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, and 178 others.Fendlium, Zaeli, Seenvorland, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Mystiquelle, Joodey, Former English Colony, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Sunto, Malta Comino Gozo, Timothea, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Pokemanland, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Cretox State, Xipher, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Solskjar, Napnomadia, Wilkshire, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Solcius, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Liminyj, Viridiann, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Bankowiata, Venicea, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Khoik, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, East Akra, Odelinor, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ellbonnia, Climeria, Seijitsu, The Pleiads, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Blyskalia, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Desvios, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Planes, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Orado, Gondwanaia, Kromi, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Jovian Knights, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Wisconsota, Figyjharli, Maott, Wapistan, Dangine, ForestMythal, Folenz, Tyirza, Singamadri, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Tsandonown, Perikuresu, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Card Kingdom, Intion North, Andanavia, Sopernia, Ayuzhhhhh, Apollo Park, Bearical, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Lionia, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Eternal Dominion, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, United Soviet State of North Amerika, New Celoveniortan, Que Lukustinardon, Zapiron, Tringapore, Praeceps, United Capitalist Provinces, Palgo, Pooldova, Dabarastan, AmManies, New Michag, Rising Sakura, Kazoo Basin, Teothopia, Antonimus, Paradeavenlisian States, Saperisole, Nuronte, Religioncord, Latin letters numbers and spaces, New Trisone, Obelias, Kasazzastan, Koletsia, Aguaria Major, The Infamous Glare, Sundred, Randomcountryland, ChristianVille of the USA, Lemsrow, Faircliff, Kobagia, Hellsinky, ABC, Technocratic-european Countries, and Joseph Joestar 2nd part.

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