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Largest Agricultural Sector: 438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 878th
The Unitary State of
Father Knows Best State
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.187 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.187 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 324,286 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 97,132nd in the world and 3,974th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 49.44 on the Rand Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 878thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,255thMost Secular: 1,371stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,525thLargest Black Market: 1,676thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,940thLargest Retail Industry: 1,990thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,176thMost Efficient Economies: 2,438thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,583rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,914thSmartest Citizens: 3,077thMost Influential: 3,194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,277thMost Armed: 3,341stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,390thRudest Citizens: 3,650thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,831stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,920thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,979thFattest Citizens: 4,014thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,964thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,686thHighest Economic Output: 6,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,421stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,470thMost Cultured: 7,315thLargest Governments: 8,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,163rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,530thMost Developed: 12,358thMost Stationary: 13,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,050th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionMost Armed: 116th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 137th in the regionFattest Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 166th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 177th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionRudest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 254th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 266th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 295th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 303rd in the regionMost Stationary: 317th in the regionMost Cultured: 369th in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 457th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 551st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 591st in the regionMost Developed: 688th in the regionLargest Populations: 721st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861st in the regionMost Influential: 895th in the region

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