The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.033 billion Zimmerdens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,715 trillion Rauns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 300,596 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 12,311^th in the world and 272^nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,513.86019779552 Days.