The Republic of Dialland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dial Hoang with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.086 billion Diallandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dial. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Diallandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,516 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,781 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, Diallandians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown. Dialland's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dialland is ranked 180,374^th in the world and 28^th in Absolution for Most Pro-Market, scoring -76.11 on the Rand Index.