The Republic of Dialland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dial Hoang with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.337 billion Diallandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dial. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Diallandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,043 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 258,977 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Dial Hoang's office's janitor is heating up, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dialland's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dialland is ranked 276^th in the world and 2^nd in Absolution for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 34,088.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.