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Most Developed: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 15thNicest Citizens: 15th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights
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Economy
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Dialland

Population22.086 billion

CapitalDial
LeaderDial Hoang

Currencydollar
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Dialland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dial Hoang with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.086 billion Diallandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dial. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Diallandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,516 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,781 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, Diallandians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown. Dialland's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dialland is ranked 180,374th in the world and 28th in Absolution for Most Pro-Market, scoring -76.11 on the Rand Index.

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Most Developed: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 15thNicest Citizens: 15thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 19thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rdMost Pacifist: 26thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28thMost Cultured: 31stMost Inclusive: 32ndBest Weather: 34thLeast Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59thMost Beautiful Environments: 76thLargest Welfare Programs: 91stMost Rebellious Youth: 99thSafest: 151stSmartest Citizens: 239thMost Advanced Public Education: 316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 435thLowest Crime Rates: 547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 573rdLargest Governments: 628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 722ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 813thHighest Poor Incomes: 952ndMost Stationary: 964thMost Influential: 1,294thHighest Economic Output: 1,531stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,719thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,864thHighest Average Incomes: 3,408thMost Efficient Economies: 3,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,942ndLargest Populations: 5,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,026thMost Secular: 9,023rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,776thMost Income Equality: 16,366th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, Diallandians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Dialland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Dialland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Dialland, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.

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