The Republic of Dialland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dial Hoang with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.036 billion Diallandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dial. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Diallandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,161 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 236,651 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Dialland's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dialland is ranked 340^th in the world and 2^nd in Absolution for Smartest Citizens, with 321.82 quips per hour.