The Alariastic Dynasty of Great Xanarcica Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saint Empress Angel with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.117 billion Xanarcicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xana. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Xanarcica Empirean economy, worth 271 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 128,479 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, foreign workers are flooding in as golds flood out, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Xanarcica Empire's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alariastic and Alolotori.

Great Xanarcica Empire is ranked 23,407^th in the world and 1,598^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 85,368.64 Standard Monetary Units.