The Trollege of Of Memers is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The supreme almighty overlord trollface with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.479 billion Trollers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollopolis. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Memer economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion doge coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,154 doge coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Of Memers' is a smash hit, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Trollers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Memers's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trollege.

Of Memers is ranked 289,990^th in the world and 10,966^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.