The Republic of Xalivstonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Iusov-Emran Makarimovich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.728 billion Xalivstons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hergevolsk. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xalivstonian economy, worth 411 trillion Krocvas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,762 Krocvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xalivstonia's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none while Sunni Islam is the majority.

Xalivstonia is ranked 267,533^rd in the world and 7,293^rd in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.47 crimes per hour.