The Empire of Imperial Saber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lex with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.262 billion Imperial Saberians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexia. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Saberian economy, worth 605 trillion Sabers a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,995 Sabers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Lex's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Saber's national animal is the Saber of the Mountain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperial Saber is ranked 8,719^th in the world and 449^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 98.86 quips per hour.