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Largest Retail Industry: 627thFattest Citizens: 823rdMost Secular: 1,014th
The Tsarist Commune of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Lodh! Army! Economy
Imperator Lodh
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Lodhs beard

Population3.694 billion

CapitalSt Lodhinburg
LeaderImperator Lodh


The Tsarist Commune of Lodhs beard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Lodh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.694 billion Lodhs beardians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lodhinburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lodhs beardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 292,310 Roubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lodhs beard's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loddhism.

Lodhs beard is ranked 13,431st in the world and 163rd in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 21.41 Bank.

Largest Retail Industry: 627thFattest Citizens: 823rdMost Secular: 1,014thMost Avoided: 1,151stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,183rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,260thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,280thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,316thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,431stMost Efficient Economies: 1,751stRudest Citizens: 1,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,862ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,134thHighest Average Incomes: 2,248thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,384thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,562ndMost Influential: 3,078thLargest Mining Sector: 3,375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,496thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,673rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,060thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,098thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,347thMost Armed: 6,207thLargest Black Market: 6,746thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,067thSmartest Citizens: 8,184thLargest Governments: 9,120thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,538thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,431stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,563rdHighest Economic Output: 16,662ndMost Pro-Market: 19,160thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,665thHighest Drug Use: 20,825thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,518th
Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 103rd in the region

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