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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,591st
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace and Justice
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kramins

Population4.302 billion

CapitalKramtopia
LeaderHermzy

Currencykram
Animalkiwi

The United States of Kramins is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hermzy with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.302 billion Dookybutts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kramtopia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kraminsian economy, worth 671 trillion krams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,069 krams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the horniness of the great-horned kiwi is considered a national priority, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime is totally unknown. Kramins's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kramins is ranked 7,535th in the world and 146th in the West Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 105.73 quips per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,985thMost Developed: 6,777thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,954thNicest Citizens: 7,202ndSmartest Citizens: 7,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,783rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,911thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,564thMost Pacifist: 9,567thHighest Food Quality: 9,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,038thMost Cultured: 10,536thMost Secular: 10,628thMost Inclusive: 10,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,947thHealthiest Citizens: 11,051stMost Efficient Economies: 11,262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,356thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,047thLargest Governments: 16,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,999thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,323rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,289thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,481stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,332ndSafest: 25,764th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 151st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 179th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Cultured: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 200th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 202nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 208th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 217th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Pacifist: 245th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 258th in the regionMost Inclusive: 266th in the regionLargest Governments: 289th in the regionNudest: 298th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 323rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 323rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 324th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 346th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 431st in the regionLargest Populations: 517th in the regionBest Weather: 619th in the regionSafest: 634th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 702nd in the regionMost Influential: 716th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, the horniness of the great-horned kiwi is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, Dookybutts teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kramins, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.

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