The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tubbius with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.422 billion Tubbians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piggy Cliff. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tubbian economy, worth an astonishing 12,047 trillion Gold Tummies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 537,285 Gold Tummies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,476,248 per year while the poor average 33,324, a ratio of 104 to 1.

It isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treadwellia's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tubbianism.

Treadwellia is ranked 268,817^th in the world and 7,339^th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.33 crimes per hour.