The Republic of Chiarje is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.09 billion Chiarjeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naskovina. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chiarjean economy, worth 100.0 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,833 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Chiarje's new capital. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chiarje's national animal is the porpoise.

Chiarje is ranked 83,031^st in the world and 3,210^th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 106 meters of sunlight.