The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Kimball with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.784 billion New California Republicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shady Sands. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New California Republican economy, worth a remarkable 5,153 trillion NCR Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 348,583 NCR Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBNCR Governor goes house hunting. Crime is totally unknown. The New California Republic's national animal is the Brahmin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New California Republic is ranked 1,298^th in the world and 73^rd in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 9,929.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.