Population | 33.955 billion |
Capital | Mikegrad |
Leader | Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I |
Faith | some sort of cult |
Currency | hyperinflated dollar |
Animal | Vietcong |
The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.955 billion Michaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Michaean economy, worth an astonishing 11,171 trillion hyperinflated dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,995 hyperinflated dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is some sort of cult.
General Mike is ranked 48th in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 16,873.33 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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General Mike was endorsed by
The of DaPiFanatic.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Lazarus Home of Galiantus of Americastrailia.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Queendom of Hukaa.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Republic of AzeriTurks.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Republic of Tolfaer.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Imperial Republic of Ashoy.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Imperial Federation of Rathielia.
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General Mike was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Free Land of Ecchi Unlimited.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Most Serene Republic of Humanistical.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 56 » Aigania,
Praenestia,
Caldariat,
The New California Republic,
Claraxia,
Kunigund,
Axixic,
Ni Hon,
Rommanda,
Nargorthia,
Aaecilia,
Courlany,
Treadwellia,
Killer Kitty,
Bobs raider puppet,
Pherttsylvania,
Aleckandor,
Darkium,
New Rogernomics,
Saundie,
Aflana,
Port Flynt,
Denado,
Perchan,
Burning Pants,
Caybow,
Lazarene Ryccia,
Guiness Freaks,
Steel Vagabonds,
The Sigometh Dynasty,
Custadia,
Arkanik,
Issrak-om,
Glorious Society,
Manaric,
The Salvation States,
Auralon,
Darcaethir,
Northern Rosary Isles,
Leonism,
Aguaria Major,
The Islands of Colwell,
TypoTech,
Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri,
Northern Westwald,
Nucular,
Debussy,
Silver Minner,
Temmi,
Humanistical, and 6 others.
Ecchi Unlimited,
Rathielia,
Ashoy,
AzeriTurks,
Hukaa, and
DaPiFanatic.