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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,382nd
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Cocktail Waitresses

Population20.602 billion

CapitalVending Machine
LeaderDoctor Benway

Currencypogostick
Animalalien life form

The Incorporated States of Cocktail Waitresses is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doctor Benway with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.602 billion Cocktail Waitresses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vending Machine. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The Cocktail Waitressing economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 100,916 pogosticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, they say that Doctor Benway's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cocktail Waitresses's national animal is the alien life form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cocktail Waitresses is ranked 201,503rd in the world and 7,136th in Balder for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,382ndMost Pacifist: 1,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,543rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,618thBest Weather: 1,690thSafest: 1,909thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,456thLargest Governments: 2,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,899thHealthiest Citizens: 3,338thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,338thMost Cultured: 3,466thSmartest Citizens: 3,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,616thNicest Citizens: 4,298thLowest Crime Rates: 4,556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,829thHighest Food Quality: 4,973rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,224thLargest Populations: 7,475thMost Secular: 7,872ndHighest Economic Output: 8,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,291stTop
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Most Influential: 11,572ndMost Inclusive: 12,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,892nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionSafest: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionNicest Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 191st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 197th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 264th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Stationary: 321st in the regionMost Secular: 349th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 532nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 580th in the region

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