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Most Secular: 852ndMost Inclusive: 996thNicest Citizens: 1,030th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
CRAFF
King Crimson
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Craff

Population19.831 billion

CapitalShell City
LeaderKing Crimson
FaithCraffisim

CurrencyCraffian Dollar
AnimalCrab

The Kingdom of Craff is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Crimson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.831 billion Craffians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Craffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,702 trillion Craffian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,104 Craffian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craff's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Craffisim.

Craff is ranked 307,973rd in the world and 143rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.56 missed references per hour.

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Most Secular: 852ndMost Inclusive: 996thNicest Citizens: 1,030thMost Developed: 1,048thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,086thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,094thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,156thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,202ndHighest Food Quality: 1,226thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,314thHealthiest Citizens: 1,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,395thMost Pacifist: 1,473rdBest Weather: 1,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,956thMost Efficient Economies: 1,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,354thLargest Governments: 2,398thLowest Crime Rates: 2,402ndMost Cultured: 2,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,659thSmartest Citizens: 2,861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,936thTop
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Most Influential: 3,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,490thHighest Economic Output: 3,857thSafest: 5,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,500thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,594thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,180thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,269thMost Patriotic: 28,193rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Craff, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Craff voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Craff was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Kuroluce, Panaderia, Reqovia, Ankuran, Chinohana, Waffleston, and BlackLight Covenant.

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