Population | 19.831 billion |
Capital | Shell City |
Leader | King Crimson |
Faith | Craffisim |
Currency | Craffian Dollar |
Animal | Crab |
The Kingdom of Craff is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Crimson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.831 billion Craffians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Craffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,702 trillion Craffian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,104 Craffian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craff's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Craffisim.
Craff is ranked 307,973rd in the world and 143rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.56 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Craff, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Craff voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Craff, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in Craff, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Craff was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Craff, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Craff, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
- : Following new legislation in Craff, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
- : Following new legislation in Craff, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Craff, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Kuroluce, Panaderia, Reqovia, Ankuran, Chinohana, Waffleston, and BlackLight Covenant.