The Republic of Craff is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Crimson with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.094 billion Craffians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Craffian economy, worth a remarkable 2,665 trillion Craffs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,361 Craffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, no one gossips with King Crimson during diplomatic summits, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craff's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Craffisim.

Craff is ranked 129,280^th in the world and 252^nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Extreme, scoring 16.34 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.