by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 827thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,023rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,035th
The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
King Crimson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population12.718 billion

CapitalShell City
LeaderKing Crimson


The Republic of Craff is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Crimson with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.718 billion Craffians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Craffian economy, worth a remarkable 2,812 trillion Craffs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,163 Craffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craff's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Craffisim.

Craff is ranked 2,673rd in the world and 10th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,543.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Inclusive: 827thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,023rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,035thNicest Citizens: 1,039thMost Developed: 1,049thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,237thHighest Food Quality: 1,244thMost Efficient Economies: 1,368thHealthiest Citizens: 1,460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,577thMost Pacifist: 1,943rdTop
Best Weather: 2,310thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,382ndMost Cultured: 2,513thLargest Governments: 2,650thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,673rdSmartest Citizens: 2,788thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,830thLowest Crime Rates: 2,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,065thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,726thHighest Average Incomes: 5,072ndSafest: 5,275thHighest Economic Output: 5,531stMost Influential: 7,344thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,545thMost Secular: 7,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,818thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,620thTop
Nudest: 12,187th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionNudest: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Craff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Craff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Craff, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Craff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Volcanic Activity Convention".
  • : Craff voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Interregional Recruitment".
  • : Craff voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recognition of the General Assembly".
  • : Craff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Border Policy".
  • : Craff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Advancement of Anti-Fascist Action".
  • : Craff voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Conscientious objection to abortion".
  • : Craff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Salvage Laws"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Reqovia, Thaw, Vest Oldabre, BlackLight Covenant, Chinohana, Oometz, Enlais, and Vando0sa.

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