The Federation of Fannland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Kimberly with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.279 billion Louies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Zone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Louie economy, worth 941 trillion GoldCoin GBs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,007 GoldCoin GBs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

You can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Louie restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fannland's national animal is the Louie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Folklore Myth.

Fannland is ranked 301,426^th in the world and 11,302^nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 4.24 Obesity Rate.