The Federal Republic of Ceruleasia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Protector Jash Magna with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 9.415 billion Ceruleasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azurea. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceruleasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,200 trillion Cerulics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 233,674 Cerulics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceruleasia's national animal is the Azurean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deism.

Ceruleasia is ranked 310,822^nd in the world and 14,898^th in Lazarus for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.