The Imperial Socio-Cybersynacy of Aaecilia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Nautilus VIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.988 billion Aaecilians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ignis Centra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaecilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,470 trillion Imperial Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 289,479 Imperial Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaecilia's national animal is the Aecilian Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aaecilia is ranked 2,200^th in the world and 100^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 289,479.12 Standard Monetary Units.