The Imperial Socio-Cybersynacy of Aaecilia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Imperator Nautilus VIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 13.388 billion Aaecilians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ignis Centra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaecilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,950 trillion Imperial Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 295,042 Imperial Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the news is showing footage of Imperator Nautilus VIII bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaecilia's national animal is the Aecilian Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aaecilia is ranked 241,473^rd in the world and 8,181^st in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -34.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.