by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,417th Most Influential: 2,784th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,800th
The Holy Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Destroying evil with powers most awesome.
the Unicorn Wizard
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.442 billion

Leaderthe Unicorn Wizard


The Holy Empire of Arkins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Unicorn Wizard with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.442 billion Arkolytes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The strong Arkolyte economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion ninjas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,411 ninjas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkins's national animal is the hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeology.

Arkins is ranked 24,682nd in the world and 1,413th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 71.03 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,417thMost Influential: 2,784thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,800thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,486thBest Weather: 3,517thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,695thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,623rdSafest: 4,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,606thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,248thMost Cultured: 6,455thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,227thNicest Citizens: 7,709thNudest: 7,793rdTop
Largest Governments: 8,437thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,028thHealthiest Citizens: 10,117thHighest Economic Output: 10,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,030thLargest Populations: 11,252ndSmartest Citizens: 12,124thMost Inclusive: 12,798thMost Stationary: 13,141stMost Pacifist: 13,802ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,617thLowest Crime Rates: 16,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,789th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 81st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 180th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 281st in the regionSafest: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 308th in the regionNudest: 325th in the regionLargest Populations: 349th in the regionMost Cultured: 355th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 360th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 371st in the regionNicest Citizens: 392nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 485th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 488th in the regionLargest Governments: 501st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 517th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 584th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 662nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 667th in the regionMost Income Equality: 670th in the regionMost Inclusive: 705th in the region

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