The Prosperous Land of Kethania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by literally me right now with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.921 billion Kethanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kethanian economy, worth 559 trillion gramms of Antimatter a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 142,764 gramms of Antimatter, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, a government program is underway to revitalize Kethania's beaches, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kethania's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kethania is ranked 5,505^th in the world and 90^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 105.19 Quips Per Hour.