Population | 19.622 billion |
Capital | Night Vale |
Leader | literally me right now |
Currency | gramm of Antimatter |
Animal | Cthulhu |
The Prosperous Land of Kethania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by literally me right now with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.622 billion Kethanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kethanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,804 trillion gramms of Antimatter a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,912 gramms of Antimatter, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escalators are avoided at all costs, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kethania's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kethania is ranked 304,721st in the world and 1,050th in The Communist Bloc for Fattest Citizens, with 3.86 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign of Second Sovereignty, curing 1 million infected.
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 21 million infected.
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 20 million infected.
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 8 million infected.
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 18 million infected and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 15 million infected.
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 8 million infected.
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 22 million infected.
- : Kethania was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa, curing 23 million infected.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Free Land of Festaria.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 556 » Westnesia, Illeron, Liliumtopia, New Soviet States of America, Uinted Communist of Africa, Blaist Blaland, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, North Fluedan, Shamian, Avanguard city, Sinedominis, Debordan, Saint Shepard, Comancon, Zarogovnia, Lorthanien, Slavic Democratic Nations, -Gregoria, Thebrin, Karelianastan, The Reunification of Korea, Novopangaea, Berlin Commune, Kan Nesses, Solova, Maxuus, Council of America, Artotzkan, Toplandia, Yeniseisk, Doultrenia, Arcturus Novus, Grebanistan, Kentlund, Techno Socialystiche, South Merwervader Islands, Maskelyne, Narticol, Brauengen, Proletariana, The Black and Red Army Bloc, Gregalia, Borealian Communes, Sealand but better, Last Outer Heaven, Sodoran Alesia, Soviet State of Covernant, Soviet Technocracy Union, and 506 others.Heitoria, Heltacto, Free Workers Confederacy, Southwest America, Koboldtopia, Chalredonia, The North Islanders, Ecotoria, Pajonia, Zynch, Friule, Kaldu, Martanat, Free Collectives, Jum Vland, Ferrish States, Manawskistan, Ostrice, Of Solania, Ma pi kulupu, Malev, Saxxony, PanScandinavia, Yeligula, Minahasa, Communistic Barbarians, Holy Palestine, Drul Bria, Prymordiya, Jooo, Dacaro, Birdiun, GirlsAndGays, Prevasiya, Arulo, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, Pertsjan, Moonguy, Teado Nemadals, Membatak, Asteycia, Tasmania and Bass Strait, East Radivia, Onysim, Canadian Democratic Union, Zagruelos, Bungle Republic, The Greater Australian Commune, Carrico, Amphibian Manifesto, Koster Land, Malvakia, Weyrland, New Halliningrad, Imperial Northern States, Pakuur, Soviet Socialist of China, Omnesgratis, South Ardelan, Promintorian Democratic Republic, Likhinia, Zitherstadt, Elasto, Our India, Mycenaean United States, Quebec second, Melonsistan, Gillscalia, Basilei, Bolian island, The Commie States of America, Turkey Creek, The United Esto-Socialist People, Carbrian, Atlanc, Heretical Paradise, Sirandudjahocies, Republica 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Nugland, Yuriyuri, Mapipan, Taramna, The Liberalists You Love, Quillista, The Eubourghian Commune, Mirinesu, Kilmtopia, Aiyra Ipara, National republic of Vietnam, Bearfall, The Commune of Earth, Arkhe, The Common, Lupine Maria, Ashenhel, Borengel, Koshuri, Astrimal, Transdev, International Socialist Union, Chronotopica, and Festaria.
WA update pending: Nation has 557 verified endorsements.