by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 38th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 276th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,047th
The Prosperous Land of
Left-wing Utopia
literally me right now
WA Delegate
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Population6.791 billion

CapitalNight Vale
Leaderliterally me right now

Currencygramm of Antimatter

The Prosperous Land of Kethania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by literally me right now with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.791 billion Kethanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kethanian economy, worth 960 trillion gramms of Antimatter a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,444 gramms of Antimatter, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kethania's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kethania is ranked 162,460th in the world and 854th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.65 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Influential: 38thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,433rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,360thBest Weather: 3,737thSafest: 3,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,772ndMost Developed: 3,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,015thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,394thMost Inclusive: 4,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,714thHealthiest Citizens: 5,079thLargest Governments: 5,118thMost Cultured: 5,220thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,368thSmartest Citizens: 5,937thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,258thLowest Crime Rates: 6,344thMost Pacifist: 6,532ndNudest: 6,593rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,025thNicest Citizens: 7,509thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,443rdMost Politically Free: 8,658thMost Income Equality: 11,504thMost Stationary: 11,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,719thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,498thHighest Economic Output: 13,623rdMost Secular: 14,358thHighest Average Incomes: 14,504thMost Extreme: 15,323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,643rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Politically Free: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 84th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 95th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 254 » Westnesia, Illeron, Avios, Aspandastan, Novopangaea, Post-Apocalyptic Chaos, Kdogistan, Yeardland, Jrvakiim, Sovetlana, Dankuko, Vahys, Liliumtopia, New Soviet States of America, Uinted Communist of Africa, Averdone, Carrasovo, Anarhic Morrowind, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Socialised Capital, Blaist Blaland, Dindrenzi, Coaequales, Krontdia, Euronistan, Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Territories, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Soviet Felines, Huelistan, The Anarchist Collective, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, VargVineland, Auferstandenxland, The Cooperation, Pertsjan, Castlelvania, United Nations of Earth Federation, La Gombe, Obirigrad, Staidear, Ekaterina, Hamstery, Rulden, Unified Socialist Soviet Republics, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Awesome Korea, Pakota, Slavonkia, Alangrad, Bardoytch, and 204 others.North Fluedan, Zilkia, Meinhovia, Green Minnesota, Anatidae, Nikonistan, Alavia, Obster, United States of Stalinia, Rotar, Dudaev, Shamian, Croaxia, The Vanguard States, The Peoples Vanguard, Cheennimsta, Appalachian Communists, BurningPhoenix, Terragone, Sakarr, European and American Socialist States, Grenam, Yukonoslavia, Hamascas, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Freed Europe, Yelenea, Lorthanien, Ess, MLGDogeland, Vascoviy, Armchair, Do Not Annex Me Please, Pax Marx, -Gregoria, Vylandi, Communist Lancashire, Wirkungsgrad, Revia Unia, Mesapreoria, Mariatha, Stalinest Eurisa, Nixanu, Denmare, Solidaritat, The State of Mao, The Free Amigos, Achung, Peoples Unitary Aryavarta, Western Arizona, Socialist Republic of Some Place, Wybodia, Wokcun, Angkasajaya, Stiegae, Avanguard city, Kitchen Nation, Oweshistan, Melistan, Wegard, Werope, The Xiatente, Femite, Utlegthin, Kapovsar, Empra Romenistan, Minnea, Marxmeans, Peoples Republic of Stafford, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Tansussea, Kilskra, Tekaroe Islands, Babelony, United Nations Of Land, Novoyevraziya, Iflan, Turnitopia, Itre, Zaversko, Carhia, Last Man Standing, Northern Sakhalin, Mikhnovina, Turkducken, Transy1vania, THIRD RUSSIAN REPUBLIC, NorAmer, Kletzenland, Empathisla, Thambiaa, Kepler 438-B, Zvezdaria, Saloveria, New Atheau, Voronagrad, Blauk Thea, Azeri Union, China and the Eastern States, Northwest Korea, Free Solidaria, Vingasia, The Phi lip pines, Volga-Germany, Kapiyka, Russaki, Skovistan, Socialista Romana, Fjernia, Herzegovenia, Social Democrat Revisionist, United Communes of Chile, Stratokratia, Slavic Littoral, Kackzacka, Hunks, Khiralia, Banduin, Solveneia, Imperial Whiskey, The Infallible Socialist Dominion, Fennecania, Hodsonia Minor, The Evergreen Dreamscapes, Nowa Nowa Polska, Paisley Pax, Shellengard, Revolutionary Atlantica, Kerniwick, Yugograd, New Mariatnya, Joialoxi, Knypersley, Socialist Union States, Sbarengopolis, Oragea, Gopetsk, Partizansk, Star Rouge, Union of Lesser Soviet Republics, Novitria, Eastro, Red Australasia, Reorganized Soviet Union, Cassaracen, Tecleustein, Thebernoka, Shanderrenerey, Antegia, Cosrikia, Arcecia, Montathundra, Rosneka, Heavenly Death, Avspar, Scoraturas, Union of Socialist Worker Councils, Donnoyet, Taijikistan, Portukal, North Agra, Little David, Sudaustralien, Phillity Phwag sag me bag, LaSalle-Cabet, TrueArstotzka, Sinedominis, Carnara, Kasbi, Soviet Socialist Armenia, Sovredia, The Big Leagues, Free Andia, Tyvette, Walney, Stolenvaloria, Ganyda, Jitel, Konstaniv, Lo Monaco Island, Maxan, Mithrondel, Inner Angora, Vulga, Armeru, Canobeen, The Heathenic Troth, Yeetatica, Morania, Jafredonia, The Anarkan Islands, Keeglestan, Greater Persian Union, Kaltionis, Altaira Prime, Czechoslovakia and Zakarpattia, Sevinland, Hormuzgan, NorthAmerikha, Mathoibia, New FNBs, Earthterra, Nordic Amsterdam, and Abhistan.

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