The People's Federal Nation of Umatto is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of Umatto with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.579 billion Omli love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musterburg. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umattonian economy, worth 196 trillion NSD-UMD-DS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 124,407 NSD-UMD-DS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and The Council of Umatto is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umatto's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Umatto is ranked 203,380^th in the world and 471^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Armed, with 0.26 weapons per person.