The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.863 billion Phallasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,676 trillion Ômegas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 301,990 Ômegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ozymandias can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 855^th in the world and 21^st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 257,083.94 Standard Monetary Units.