The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.707 billion Phallasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion Markishes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 282,881 Markishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, only adults may purchase violent video games, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Fenix Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 2,723^rd in the world and 52^nd in The Communist Bloc for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.89 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.