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Most Inclusive: 486thMost Efficient Economies: 569thMost Influential: 572nd
The Confederate Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Freiheit und Weisheit
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.863 billion



The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.863 billion Phallasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,676 trillion Ômegas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 301,990 Ômegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ozymandias can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 855th in the world and 21st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 257,083.94 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Inclusive: 486thMost Efficient Economies: 569thMost Influential: 572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 613thSmartest Citizens: 664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 722ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 727thHighest Food Quality: 746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 805thLargest Governments: 807thNicest Citizens: 821stHighest Poor Incomes: 855thMost Secular: 876thMost Developed: 924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 965thMost Advanced Public Education: 981stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,047thMost Pacifist: 1,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,342ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,415thHealthiest Citizens: 1,434thSafest: 1,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,516thLowest Crime Rates: 1,591stMost Cultured: 1,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,947thHighest Average Incomes: 2,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,340thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,389thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,415thTop
Best Weather: 3,522ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,645thHighest Economic Output: 6,782ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,344thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,353rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,281stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,320thMost Patriotic: 18,140thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,882ndMost Income Equality: 25,650th
Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionMost Stationary: 70th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 118th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Phallas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Phallas, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Phallas, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Phallas was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Phallas endorsed The United Socialist States of Turyngia.
  • : Phallas was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Turyngia.
  • : Following new legislation in Phallas, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Phallas, Ozymandias can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Phallas endorsed The Republic of Puaco.
  • : Phallas was endorsed by The Republic of Puaco.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 96 » Transbiansylvania, Huelistan, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Shamian, Dolarik, Kethania, Illeron, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Marxmeans, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Dudaev, Saint Shepard, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Stalin Lands, -Gregoria, Thebrin, North Fluedan, Old Mare, Luftetia, Vulga, Rubumba, Karelianastan, Ganjallia, Itilien, Council of America, New Soviet States of America, Bibliophilius, Stershumbaamistan, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Bruzzundunga, Doultrenia, Berlin Commune, Pro Bey, Rezsia, United States of Stalinia, The Reunification of Korea, Whatevernext, Seungli, Feyrisshire, Therlica, Socialist Heronia, Solova, Slakchtreen, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Yeniseisk, Floreznia, and 46 others.United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Borealian Communes, Councilist Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, Arbados Balarascia, Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk, Pangeaeae, Kominis, Wice, Yutopia, Omafana, Crobia Che Lambur, East Shancia, The Steephills, Estau, Afronovia, Chalredonia, Krestyana, The Movion, Socialist Balkon, Pogging Through The Pain, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Heitoria, Comuny, Canadian Democratic Republics, Flying-Penguins, The Transmanian Islands, Free Workers Confederacy, Nadezhda Rodina, Ma pi kulupu, Carrico, Exania, Cannitopia, Jus Publicum Europaeum, Czecho-Slovakian Union, Nova Imperialis, Bovad, Ugriasau, Sith Isles, RSSFR, Democratic-Socialists, Amadians, Zonghuacaibu, Puaco, and Turyngia.