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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th Most Advanced Public Education: 67th Largest Welfare Programs: 70th
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Blaist Blaland

Population14.486 billion

LeaderThe Blaist Communist Party

CurrencyWork Unit
AnimalAfrican Grey Parrot

The Socialist Union of Blaist Blaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Blaist Communist Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.486 billion Blaites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blanaxon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaite economy, worth a remarkable 3,982 trillion Work Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,935 Work Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime is totally unknown. Blaist Blaland's national animal is the African Grey Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blaist Blaland is ranked 4,851st in the world and 71st in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 516.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 38thMost Advanced Public Education: 67thLargest Welfare Programs: 70thMost Advanced Public Transport: 76thHighest Average Tax Rates: 113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 134thMost Efficient Economies: 134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 137thMost Developed: 141stHealthiest Citizens: 146thMost Pacifist: 157thLargest Governments: 167thLeast Corrupt Governments: 187thLongest Average Lifespans: 193rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rdSmartest Citizens: 271stBest Weather: 302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 304thSafest: 381stNicest Citizens: 383rdLowest Crime Rates: 384thMost Compassionate Citizens: 415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 447thMost Subsidized Industry: 453rdMost Inclusive: 528thMost Secular: 701stMost Influential: 1,290thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,924thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,958thMost Cultured: 2,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,851stMost Income Equality: 5,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,503rdTop
Largest Populations: 8,505thNudest: 8,802ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,756thMost Extreme: 14,952nd
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 77th in the regionNudest: 80th in the regionMost Income Equality: 108th in the region

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