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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th Most Advanced Public Education: 57th Largest Welfare Programs: 65th
The Socialist Union of
Left-wing Utopia
To Communism Through Science and Socialism!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Blaist Blaland

Population13.575 billion

LeaderThe Blaist Communist Party

CurrencyWork Unit
AnimalAfrican Grey Parrot

The Socialist Union of Blaist Blaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Blaist Communist Party with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.575 billion Blaites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blanaxon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaite economy, worth a remarkable 3,711 trillion Work Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,384 Work Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, workers have seized control of the economy, and the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes. Crime is totally unknown. Blaist Blaland's national animal is the African Grey Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blaist Blaland is ranked 181,156th in the world and 1,054th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -41.28 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 35thMost Advanced Public Education: 57thLargest Welfare Programs: 65thMost Advanced Public Transport: 71stHighest Average Tax Rates: 92ndMost Developed: 121stMost Efficient Economies: 133rdHealthiest Citizens: 134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138thMost Pacifist: 140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 144thLargest Governments: 149thLeast Corrupt Governments: 155thLongest Average Lifespans: 172ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 207thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216thSmartest Citizens: 239thHighest Poor Incomes: 263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 274thMost Secular: 283rdBest Weather: 285thNicest Citizens: 335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 356thSafest: 368thLowest Crime Rates: 390thMost Inclusive: 444thMost Subsidized Industry: 461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 461stMost Influential: 1,326thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,874thHighest Economic Output: 1,963rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,509thMost Cultured: 2,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,735thMost Income Equality: 5,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,880thLargest Populations: 8,863rdTop
Nudest: 12,191stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,118th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 90th in the region

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