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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th Most Advanced Public Transport: 67th Largest Welfare Programs: 73rd
The Socialist Union of
Left-wing Utopia
To Communism Through Science and Socialism!
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Blaist Blaland

Population15.948 billion

LeaderThe Blaist Communist Party

CurrencyWork Unit
AnimalAfrican Grey Parrot

The Socialist Union of Blaist Blaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Blaist Communist Party with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.948 billion Blaites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blanaxon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaite economy, worth a remarkable 4,384 trillion Work Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,945 Work Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Blaist Blaland are too busy serving the needs of The Communist Bloc to see Blaites, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown. Blaist Blaland's national animal is the African Grey Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blaist Blaland is ranked 638th in the world and 20th in The Communist Bloc for Most Inclusive, scoring 408.2 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Advanced Public Transport: 67thLargest Welfare Programs: 73rdMost Advanced Public Education: 75thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 126thMost Efficient Economies: 132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 139thHealthiest Citizens: 160thMost Pacifist: 163rdMost Developed: 182ndLargest Governments: 185thLeast Corrupt Governments: 210thLongest Average Lifespans: 226thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 240thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 264thSmartest Citizens: 310thBest Weather: 315thMost Beautiful Environments: 320thHighest Poor Incomes: 375thSafest: 402ndLowest Crime Rates: 412thNicest Citizens: 431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 446thMost Subsidized Industry: 468thMost Compassionate Citizens: 475thMost Inclusive: 638thMost Secular: 838thMost Influential: 1,368thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,726thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,869thHighest Average Incomes: 2,051stMost Cultured: 2,421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,118thMost Income Equality: 6,297thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,659thLargest Populations: 8,036thTop
Nudest: 8,957thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,763rdMost Stationary: 13,812thMost Extreme: 17,131st
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 50th in the regionNudest: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the region

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