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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,219th
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Love, freedom, and equality
Influence
Squire
Minister of World Assembly Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Namwenia

Population2.845 billion

CapitalOnaw
LeaderCarlita Nom
FaithNone

CurrencyCurt
AnimalManatee

The United Socialist States of Namwenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carlita Nom with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.845 billion Namwenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onaw. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Namwenian economy, worth 478 trillion Curts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,359 Curts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namwenia's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Namwenia is ranked 85,983rd in the world and 229th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 186,787 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,219thMost Influential: 1,274thMost Pacifist: 1,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,371stNicest Citizens: 1,439thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,544thMost Secular: 1,585thSafest: 1,609thMost Inclusive: 1,692ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,921stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,448thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,486thHighest Food Quality: 2,489thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,502ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,647thBest Weather: 2,801stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,935thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,460thLargest Governments: 3,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,946thMost Developed: 4,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,655thMost Cultured: 5,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,806thSmartest Citizens: 6,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,899thMost Efficient Economies: 8,630thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,210thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,990thMost Income Equality: 19,510th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 97th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Namwenia, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Namwenia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenia, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Namwenia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Namwenia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenia, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Namwenia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Alcatraz".
  • : Namwenia updated the World Factbook entry in The Communist Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenia, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 135 » Saxxony, Minahasa, Fishtona, Sklobdt, Sovogradia, Doultrenia, Comuny, Serusan, Arsa, Altan-Ura, Newdenizland, The Half Smoked Pack of Cigarettes, Borealian Communes, Liliumtopia, Bovad, Lorthanien, Phallas, The League of Vampires, Manawskistan, Saint Shepard, Saint Valentina, Soviet Felines, Sith Isles, Tajwisk, Illeron, Solova, Thoamia, Saetia, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, International Anarchist Confederation, Heitoria, Oder Crudia, Alilovela, The Achterhoek, New Halliningrad, Khanatah, Council of America, Vattylands, Gwerq, Socialist United Republics, Crobia che Lambur, Holy Palestine, Kaumaterlia, Podayazoran, Sermenia, Springmound, Pindaar Se Yol, Khoa Dien Dao, Cybergothia, Gelph, and 85 others.Kawlastad, Atlanc, Celedaria, Verenzia, Our India, Likhinia, Qayim Ealaa, Chalredonia, Berlin Commune, Verdant Groves, Yeniseisk, Quebec second, Vincarn, Equlainne, Lefkada and Patras, Ibajngra, Romondia, International Socialist Union, Grebanistan, The Communion of Humankind, Maxuus, Kethania, VR Leona, Grystatniangandenstan, Juturna, SapphoLesbos, Fenginord, Borkwitz, Elyssia, Belazia, Tewi, Ania Itary, North Fluedan, Civilite, Ruskania, Kahrianland, Dacaro, Restored USSR, Gecessia, Zagorona, Nordic Bloc, Marinija, Ganjallia, Noachia, Casnaland, The Housatonic, Theria Han, Marzov, Cheboria, Green Briar, Magnitogorsk-Orenburg, Nerrith, Extremoska, Mehrabad, Snowish Republic, Samalaria, New Zealandinia, Soviet Republics USSR, Brauengen, Revolutionary Hesse, Aleaqlania, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, Maxtorisse, Cynhtar, Ima, Old Corus, Southwest America, Social Imperialist Workers Republics, Translatlantia, El Holy Salvador, Proletaria Totalus, Statesburg, The Air Force Of Solovie, The Snowy Forest, Kitchen Nation, Milkau, Of South Indian Company EST, Urali, Lovodia, Arohi, Kluberia, Anarchospain, GreaterOhio, Republica Popular do Araguaia, and Czecho-Slovakian Union.

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