The United Socialist States of Coco Crab is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 650 million Coco Crabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coco Crabberra. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Coco Crabian economy, worth 60.6 trillion Cocrab Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 93,258 Cocrab Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a law against "filthy foreign food", the diplomatic corps stinks, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coco Crab's national animal is the Coconut Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Coco Crab is ranked 10,836^th in the world and 388^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 31.96 average smiles per day.