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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 820th
The Socialist Federation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Ek'levos Croso Malvakia!
Th'adaam Lini
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Malvakia

Population12.604 billion

CapitalKoil-Verdos
LeaderTh'adaam Lini

CurrencyVelkoi
AnimalLakerovsky

The Socialist Federation of Malvakia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Th'adaam Lini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.604 billion Malvakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koil-Verdos. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion Velkois a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,934 Velkois, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the Malvakia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvakia's national animal is the Lakerovsky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malvakia is ranked 128,848th in the world and 47th in First World Order for Largest Black Market, with 234 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 820thMost Inclusive: 951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,038thLargest Governments: 1,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,381stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,529thMost Developed: 1,561stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,732ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,827thNicest Citizens: 1,830thSafest: 1,835thMost Cultured: 1,966thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,316thMost Pacifist: 2,324thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,328thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,641stSmartest Citizens: 2,711thLowest Crime Rates: 2,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,938thMost Efficient Economies: 3,015thHealthiest Citizens: 3,198thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,539thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,729thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,053rdHighest Economic Output: 5,719thHighest Average Incomes: 5,878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,228thBest Weather: 8,914thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,022ndTop
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Most Secular: 14,248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,876thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,949thLargest Populations: 21,616th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malvakia's influence in First World Order rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Malvakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, the Malvakia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Malvakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Whistleblower Protection Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Malvakia's influence in First World Order rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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