The Commonwealth of Keaparity is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.052 billion Keaparityians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Keaparityian economy, worth 136 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,496 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lending money has become a major liability, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share eagle memes rather than government policy, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keaparity's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Keaparity is ranked 29,995th in the world and 12th in Warzone Sandbox for Best Weather, with 133 Meters Of Sunlight.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Keaparity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Keaparity, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
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Keaparity, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share eagle memes rather than government policy.
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Keaparity, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
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Keaparity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Keaparity, lending money has become a major liability.
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Keaparity, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
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Keaparity, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
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Keaparity, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
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Keaparity, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.