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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 235thHighest Poor Incomes: 271st
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Soviet Felines

Population13.427 billion

CapitalMeowlingrad
LeaderChairman Meow
FaithMeowism

CurrencyCatnip
AnimalPolar Bear

The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.427 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,658 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 421,423 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 106,375th in the world and 331st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,881.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 235thHighest Poor Incomes: 271stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 298thMost Influential: 299thMost Secular: 318thLargest Black Market: 323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 547thLargest Mining Sector: 621stHighest Average Incomes: 783rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 815thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 938thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,076thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,165thLowest Crime Rates: 1,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,463rdLargest Governments: 1,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,030thHighest Economic Output: 2,088thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,226thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,020thMost Patriotic: 3,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,076thSmartest Citizens: 6,361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,392ndMost Stationary: 7,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,338thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,508thRudest Citizens: 10,126thMost Efficient Economies: 13,040thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,191stMost Developed: 16,347thMost Authoritarian: 17,463rdLargest Populations: 23,954thLargest Retail Industry: 24,808th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 67th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 91st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionMost Conservative: 145th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 101 » Westnesia, Kethania, Kdogistan, Uinted Communist of Africa, Shamian, New Soviet States of America, Illeron, Liliumtopia, United Nations of Earth Federation, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Dudaev, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Stalin Lands, Huelistan, Vulga, Marxmeans, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Transbiansylvania, Saint Shepard, Debordan, Phallas, Thebrin, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Ganjallia, Luftetia, The Tsardom of Muscovy, Itilien, Bibliophilius, Socialist Heronia, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Bruzzundunga, Seungli, Council of America, Green Briar, Tastiana, Slakchtreen, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Rubumba, SFRYugosalvia, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, Abazovia, Feyrisshire, Narticol, Omafana, Councilist Communes, and 51 others.Soviet State of Covernant, South Merwervader Islands, Pangeaeae, Kheltchistan, Wice, HollowCrown, Nascotia, Rohvenn, The Steephills, Afronovia, Great Lakes Nations, Zonghuacaibu, Krestyana, Pogging Through The Pain, The Movion, Boyarkinskaya, Socialist Balkon, Gillscalia, North Fluedan, Canadian Democratic Republics, Comuny, The Transmanian Islands, Carrico, Repolaa, Flying-Penguins, Eisbergien, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Malev, Ma pi kulupu, CPRF1, Philantopian, Exania, Manchukurun, Bovad, Konzhov, Ugriasau, Sith Isles, Yeniseisk, RSSFR, Democratic-Socialists, Amadians, FSPR, Jus Publicum Europaeum, Union of Pacific Socialist Republics, Puaco, Name Redacted, Alkartasuna, Colil, Marxistans, Sankaran, and Terra Saxonia.

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