by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 211th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Soviet Felines

Population10.874 billion

LeaderChairman Meow

AnimalPolar Bear

The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.874 billion Soviet Felinesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,557 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 419,111 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Soviet Felines are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 232,065th in the world and 833rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 269thMost Secular: 286thLargest Black Market: 336thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 419thMost Influential: 503rdLargest Mining Sector: 536thHighest Average Incomes: 673rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 764thMost Corrupt Governments: 834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 889thLowest Crime Rates: 1,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,190thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,386thMost Patriotic: 1,498thLargest Governments: 1,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,080thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,503rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,711thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,881stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,704thSmartest Citizens: 6,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,111thRudest Citizens: 8,400thMost Stationary: 9,007thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,686thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,707thMost Developed: 16,105thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,073rdMost Authoritarian: 18,037thLargest Retail Industry: 21,448th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionMost Conservative: 76th in the region

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