by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 177th Highest Poor Incomes: 208th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 263rd
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Soviet Felines

Population7.218 billion

LeaderChairman Meow

AnimalPolar Bear

The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.218 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,545 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 352,645 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 2,965th in the world and 15th in The Communist Bloc for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 47 Valid Endorsements.

Most Secular: 177thHighest Poor Incomes: 208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 444thLargest Black Market: 600thLargest Mining Sector: 683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 698thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 780thHighest Average Incomes: 914thLowest Crime Rates: 1,021stMost Influential: 1,141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,155thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,279thMost Avoided: 1,316thLargest Governments: 1,589thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,658thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,485thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,965thMost Authoritarian: 3,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,738thHighest Economic Output: 4,412thMost Conservative: 5,957thSmartest Citizens: 6,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,969thMost Extreme: 8,014thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,263rdMost Stationary: 11,214thMost Efficient Economies: 12,034thMost Income Equality: 12,731st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the region

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