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Highest Poor Incomes: 147thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 196th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Soviet Felines

Population9.238 billion

LeaderChairman Meow

AnimalPolar Bear

The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.238 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 425,975 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Soviet Felines isn't what it used to be, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 35,977th in the world and 74th in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 80.21 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Poor Incomes: 147thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215thMost Secular: 251stLargest Black Market: 334thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 337thLargest Mining Sector: 472ndHighest Average Incomes: 587thLargest Agricultural Sector: 588thMost Influential: 747thMost Corrupt Governments: 750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 940thLowest Crime Rates: 1,047thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,085thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,270thMost Avoided: 1,448thLargest Governments: 1,509thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,011thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,677thHighest Economic Output: 2,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,982ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,239thSmartest Citizens: 6,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,605thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,463rdMost Authoritarian: 7,661stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,971stMost Stationary: 9,819thTop
Most Conservative: 11,175thMost Efficient Economies: 11,278thMost Developed: 15,682ndLargest Retail Industry: 18,896thMost Income Equality: 19,504thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,384th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Conservative: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Extreme: 80th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the region

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