The United Collectives of Jum Vland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Escipio Sumski with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.974 billion Jum Vlandards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankara. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jum Vlandian economy, worth 916 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,092 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and builders across Jum Vland are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jum Vland's national animal is the Eurasian Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jum Vland is ranked 31,313^th in the world and 504^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.97 law-abiding acts per hour.