The Confederacy of Techno Socialystiche is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kingslayer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 1.744 billion Techno Socials enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steelhouse. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Techno Socialystichean economy, worth 131 trillion Alleinmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,338 Alleinmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, foreign leaders are advising that Kingslayer's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techno Socialystiche's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom of Cult.

Techno Socialystiche is ranked 23,214^th in the world and 445^th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.59 bananas ingested per day.