The People's Republic of Sodoran Alesia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kirk Socramander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.396 billion Sodoran Alesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coastal Tiber. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sodoran Alesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,936 trillion leutesmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 230,698 leutesmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Coastal Tiber Times is sold out, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, surveillance cameras are banned, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Sodoran Alesia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sodoran Alesia is ranked 3,536^th in the world and 98^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Secular, with 98.74 Atheism Rate.