The Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexej Svoboda with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.69 billion Czechoslovakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Czechoslovakian economy, worth 148 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 87,745 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czecho-Slovakian Union's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union endorsed The Supreme United Socialists of The Glorious Union of Soviet Republics.
- : Following new legislation in Czecho-Slovakian Union, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union endorsed The Catfish's Republic of Goshnia and Goshnigovina.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The Catfish's Republic of Goshnia and Goshnigovina.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union endorsed The Democratic Federation of Kaldu.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union endorsed The Sweaty Collective Mosh Pit of Keeglestan.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union endorsed The FR of Federal Republic of Rogarland.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of She-ran.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union endorsed The Comradeship Union of Red Nation State.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.