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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,120thMost Influential: 8,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,927th
The Socialist Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pravda Vítězí
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Czecho-Slovakian Union

Population1.69 billion

LeaderAlexej Svoboda


The Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexej Svoboda with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.69 billion Czechoslovakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Czechoslovakian economy, worth 148 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 87,745 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czecho-Slovakian Union's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheism.

Czecho-Slovakian Union is ranked 231,877th in the world and 1,333rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,120thMost Influential: 8,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,927thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,303rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,329thMost Patriotic: 11,308thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,610thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,964thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,829thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,545thMost Authoritarian: 16,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,049thHealthiest Citizens: 18,556thLowest Crime Rates: 19,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,977thLargest Governments: 22,865thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,654thMost Inclusive: 24,876th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 129th in the regionMost Patriotic: 142nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » 4D Donkeys, Exania, Respondus, Carrico, Borealian Communes, Red Nation State, and Goshnia and Goshnigovina.