The Dictatorship of The butchers confederacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Big Bucher with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.095 billion butchers confederacyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.

The all-consuming butchers confederacyian economy, worth 533 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,313 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,328 per year while the poor average 45,817, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The butchers confederacy's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Big Bucher god.

The butchers confederacy is ranked 290,446^th in the world and 1,335^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 0.2 average smiles per day.