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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162ndMost Patriotic: 1,062nd
The Democratic Peoples Front of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Man is the master of his destiny
Eternal President Kim Il-Sung
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Reunification of Korea

Population3.453 billion

LeaderEternal President Kim Il-Sung
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyKorean People’s Won

The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal President Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.453 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth 923 trillion Korean People’s Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,418 Korean People’s Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Eternal President Kim Il-Sung, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, and soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunification of Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Reunification of Korea is ranked 11,039th in the world and 370th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,634.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162ndMost Patriotic: 1,062ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,245thMost Secular: 1,378thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,567thMost Influential: 2,137thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,555thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,714thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,899thLargest Black Market: 3,060thHighest Average Incomes: 3,238thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,162ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,732ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,921stLowest Crime Rates: 5,126thLargest Governments: 6,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,028thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,440thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,039thMost Authoritarian: 11,317thMost Developed: 12,918thTop
Best Weather: 13,005thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,475thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,762ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,890thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,059thHighest Economic Output: 23,583rdMost Conservative: 24,034th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Stationary: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147th in the regionMost Conservative: 149th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 159th in the region

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