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Largest Agricultural Sector: 167thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,199thMost Secular: 2,062nd
The Democratic Peoples Front of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Man is the master of his destiny
Eternal President Kim Il-Sung
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Reunification of Korea

Population777 million

LeaderEternal President Kim Il-Sung

CurrencyKorean People’s Won

The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal President Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 777 million Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth 90.6 trillion Korean People’s Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,541 Korean People’s Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunification of Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Reunification of Korea is ranked 76,915th in the world and 205th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 154,287 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 167thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,199thMost Secular: 2,062ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,503rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,897thBest Weather: 8,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,352ndMost Influential: 10,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,346thMost Authoritarian: 11,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,063rdTop
Most Conservative: 15,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,467thLowest Crime Rates: 17,729thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,988thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,292ndMost Developed: 18,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,193rdLargest Black Market: 19,567thLargest Governments: 20,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,035th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 50th in the regionMost Conservative: 54th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 95th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 97th in the region

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