by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 629thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,307thMost Secular: 1,677th
The Union of
Left-wing Utopia
Guided by the Red Star Above.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.467 billion

LeaderCustodian Honnecker


The Union of Exania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Custodian Honnecker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.467 billion Exanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exanon. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exanian economy, worth 881 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 161,199 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime is totally unknown. Exania's national animal is the Zoroark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Exania is ranked 245,905th in the world and 1,327th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 629thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,307thMost Secular: 1,677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,874thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,747thMost Inclusive: 3,218thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,232ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,382ndNicest Citizens: 3,623rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,688thSafest: 4,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,858thHighest Food Quality: 5,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,319thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,321stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,351stMost Developed: 5,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,876thMost Influential: 6,092ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,224thSmartest Citizens: 6,336thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,330thLargest Governments: 7,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,610thHealthiest Citizens: 9,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,629thBest Weather: 10,646thMost Cultured: 11,235thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,058thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,698thMost Income Equality: 14,134thLowest Crime Rates: 14,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,893rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,940thHighest Economic Output: 25,560thHighest Drug Use: 25,677th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 51st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 87th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 101st in the regionNicest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 107th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 108th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 108th in the regionSafest: 113th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 134th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionNudest: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 161st in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Exania, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
  • : Exania was endorsed by The People's Republic of RSSFR.
  • : Exania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Exania lost the endorsement of The Allied States of LUSSR.
  • : Following new legislation in Exania, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Exania, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Exania, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Exania, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Exania, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Exania was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Carrico, Krestyana, South Geriang, Otryae, Pro Bey, Solova, Varunapolis, Manawskistan, Kaldu, Pogging Through The Pain, Chalredonia, Raresun, Tewi, Azad Hindustan, Illeron, Shamian, Quakatistan, Melanesia and Micronesia, TWITM, Zuopai, Parangaba, Arsanjan, Whatevernext, New Jamburg, Ostrice, Tastiana, Konzhov, Yutopia, She-ran, Far Ordiandendii, Nova Imperialis, Brenirven, Aeruda, The First Dawn, Council of America, Manchukurun, Sheathimony, People freedom China, Marcovia 2RPM, Estronistria, Maxuus, Soviet Felines, Arbados Balarascia, Canadian Democratic Republics, Kominis, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Gillscalia, Rothnia, Green Briar, Jus Publicum Europaeum, and 103 others.Cannitopia, The Transmanian Islands, Estau, The Antarian Commonwealth, Lukulongo, Hizonstan, North Fluedan, Novao, Saint Shepard, Sarthys, East Shancia, Heitoria, Doultrenia, Gwerq, Liknovia, Free Eureve, Dentium, Firaxos, Malev, Ataral, Berlin Commune, Vanasteria, Belsuetania, Phallas, Nal Fares, Grebanistan, Timofeyland, Saint Basilia, Paulistania, Ganjallia, H-land, Eleanors Isle, Hirmuvaltaa, Chinese Peoples Soviet, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, South Merwervader Islands, Sorovin, Eisbergien, Callian, Borealian Communes, Czecho-Slovakian Union, Picuros, Soviet Kem, Luftetia, Floreznia, The Reunification of Korea, Aliostante, Techno Socialystiche, Aseatia, Flasaqua, The Left Kuomintang of China, Red Colorado, Sestabolgia, Socialist Balkon, Quetacx, The Communist State of Brazil, The Ellsworth Mountains, Mandimbisoa, Peoples Republic or North America, Peoples Justice, Pagasa, VTML, Artrakistan, Wannern, United Rodinu, Charusci, Dimitrija, Common Health, The Steephills, Saorta, Vannessa, Extremoska, Of Gaia, Stratharran, New Northen America, HollowCrown, Soviet Communist Republic of Kurdistan, Greater Gilbertberg, Owliastan, Keaparity, Lostros, HazelnutGrove, Autohorne, Bamsi, Saint Scarlett, Dudaev, Councilist Communes, Greater Hongshan, Varon, Saimi, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Halsoni, Anarchic States Federation, The Monk, Garfieldion, -Gregoria, Tibirau, Transbiansylvania, Wonkonia, The Kalevala Expanse, Culcia, Federated Hungary, and RSSFR.