The Union of Exania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Custodian Honnecker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.467 billion Exanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exanon. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exanian economy, worth 881 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 161,199 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime is totally unknown. Exania's national animal is the Zoroark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Exania is ranked 245,905^th in the world and 1,327^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.