The Socialismo of AlwaLov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Capitão Abelardo Cruz with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.165 billion AlwaLovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osíris. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AlwaLovian economy, worth 307 trillion Ouroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,051 Ouroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All beauty contests have been banned, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the government is reining in public spending, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AlwaLov's national animal is the Leão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ísis.

AlwaLov is ranked 56,646^th in the world and 646^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,966.41 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.