The Imperium of AlwaLov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperador Abelardo Cruz with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.587 billion AlwaLovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osíris. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AlwaLovian economy, worth 111 trillion Ouroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,138 Ouroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Osíris, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and the Osíris Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AlwaLov's national animal is the Leão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ísis.

AlwaLov is ranked 13,733^rd in the world and 463^rd in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 27.68 average smiles per day.