The Revolutionary State of Socialist Republics of Memia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Head Commissar Chachi Shemone with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.469 billion Memians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colenski. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Memian economy, worth 255 trillion Euromoneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 103,390 Euromoneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Head Commissar Chachi Shemone, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republics of Memia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Republics of Memia is ranked 18,454^th in the world and 332^nd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.02 law-abiding acts per hour.