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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,557thMost Influential: 5,148thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,812th
The Socialist State of
Democratic Socialists
Our Rifle is a Scythe that Reaps The Grains of Liberty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics

Population9.711 billion

CapitalRevolutionary City
Leaderthe Communist Party


The Socialist State of Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.711 billion Albandrites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary City. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Union of Albandrite Socialist Republicsian economy, worth 813 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 83,809 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics is ranked 272,368th in the world and 1,229th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.04 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,557thMost Influential: 5,148thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,812thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,088thBest Weather: 9,584thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,878thMost Income Equality: 12,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,911thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,398thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,398thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,751stNicest Citizens: 15,181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,621stMost Inclusive: 16,276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,602ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,246thHighest Food Quality: 19,189thMost Secular: 22,532ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,074thLowest Crime Rates: 23,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,898th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the region

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