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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,045thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,572nd
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Prolétaires de tous les pays, unissez-vous!
President Orbitál
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nouvelle-Louisbourg

Population5.527 billion

CapitalLéogré
LeaderPresident Orbitál
FaithState Atheism

CurrencySFRNL franc
Animalgolden eagle

The Socialist Federal Republic of Nouvelle-Louisbourg is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Orbitál with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.527 billion Louisbourgians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Léogré. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Louisbourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion SFRNL francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,148 SFRNL francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, gun ownership is compulsory, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvelle-Louisbourg's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nouvelle-Louisbourg is ranked 181,855th in the world and 735th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 74.8340493284 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,045thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,572ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,587thNicest Citizens: 1,683rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,702ndMost Secular: 1,791stMost Developed: 1,848thMost Inclusive: 1,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,196thHealthiest Citizens: 2,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,296thSafest: 2,424thBest Weather: 2,512thHighest Food Quality: 2,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,836thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,933rdTop
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Largest Governments: 3,138thMost Influential: 3,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,311thLowest Crime Rates: 3,384thSmartest Citizens: 3,808thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,754thMost Cultured: 5,580thMost Pacifist: 6,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,861stMost Efficient Economies: 8,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,048thHighest Average Incomes: 12,644thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,810thMost Armed: 16,565thHighest Economic Output: 29,331st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, the caged-bird trade is singing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Orbitál's wardrobe.
  • : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, the army consists of only generals and grunts.

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