Population | 5.527 billion |
Capital | Léogré |
Leader | President Orbitál |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | SFRNL franc |
Animal | golden eagle |
The Socialist Federal Republic of Nouvelle-Louisbourg is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Orbitál with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.527 billion Louisbourgians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Léogré. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Louisbourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion SFRNL francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,148 SFRNL francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bins outnumber trees in city parks, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, gun ownership is compulsory, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvelle-Louisbourg's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Nouvelle-Louisbourg is ranked 181,855th in the world and 735th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 74.8340493284 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, the caged-bird trade is singing.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Orbitál's wardrobe.
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Celedaria, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, UNIOS, Valoptia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, and North Goiky.